Jurassic Par
The Jurassic Par Golf & Country Club accept no responsibility for loss of life or limbs on their hallowed golfing premises
On the tranquil Isla Nublar off the coast of Costa Rica, golf adventurers are invited to experience an on course thrill like no other.
After uncovering ancient nucleic acids from the Mesozoic era during archeological digs on the island, scientists have been able to recreate the creatures from our high school textbooks. From the Tyrannosaurus Rex, to the Triceratops to the timid Diplodocus, you can take a step back in time some 250 million years, to experience these majestic beasts in the flesh, all whilst grooving your swing.
But guests play golf at their own risk. The dangers of prehistoric golf are real and present. To mitigate against mutilation and death please adhere closely to the following guidelines:
Carnivorous Activity
Alarms will be sounded when a carnivore enters the vicinity. Please proceed to the middle of the fairway and stand deathly still, your armed caddy will aim to protect you whilst air support makes its way to you.
Herbivorous Friends
Don’t be fooled by our herbivorous friends, they might seem peaceful, but step too close and you risk getting crushed like a Coke can.
Species Tracker
If you spot a dinosaur, select the species on the touch screen of the in-buggy entertainment system. The closer we track them, the safer we all are.
Due to the outlandish environment, certain local rules must be employed:
Free drops are permitted away from dinosaur eggs and rotting carcasses.
A 30 second ball searching policy is encouraged to minimise time spent in the undergrowth.
Incomplete scorecards due to inclement dinosaur activity will still incur a penalty score.
After the round, shop our range of highly durable bite proof branded merchandise. If you’re lucky, you’ll spot a Mosasaurus in the newly fortified aquarium section in the centre of the clubhouse.
We hope you enjoy your day at Jurassic Par Golf & Country Club.
*by arriving on site, all guests forgo the right to take legal action in the case of mutilation and/or death
