Par Wars

Words by: Alex Ames
Photography by:Will Watt

Golf is in a period of civil war.

Players have gathered at The Millennium Open to resurrect rivalries and establish a new galactic order.

During the practice round a rebel four ball steals plans for the Evil Empire’s new ultimate golf league - The Death Par. Armed with music, excessive signage and terrible merch the executives of The Death Par have enough power to destroy golf.

Cornered by the Empire’s sinister agents, Princess Layup and Han Go-low make one final side bet. The winner of The Milennium Open won’t only win the Falcon Cup, they will walk away with the legal documents that could implicate and topple the Evil Galactic Empire.